Mortimer 2023
First, the basics. When: 3/25/23 Who: Full team – 6 dudes Ultra team – 3 dudes Where: Hickory Crawdads Stadium (2500 Clement Blvd NW, Hickory, NC 28601) Time: TBD Why: If you have to ask, we’d rather you do this instead of our race. Cost: $600.00 – full team […]
Mortimer III
First, the info: When – 3/26/22. Midnight start. To clarify, we start as soon as it turns Saturday. So get there Friday night. Race Committee will be there around 23:00. Capiche? Where – Tater Hole, Granite Falls; 100 Lakeside Ave, Granite Falls, NC 28630 Finish: Howard’s Knob, Boone NC […]
Post Growruck/GTE 24 Muthaship
This should not be news, but I feel the need to say this again: I am not a Rucker. If there was a line of dudes that needed to be arranged in order from Most Rucking Heckler to Least Rucking Heckler, I would be oriented towards the front of that line. I’ve shouted stuff to […]
GrowRuck 22 AAR
If you are a man, want to get better, want to get stronger, or like F3 then this event is for you. This is so much more than a ruck and this weekend is so special. To begin with, I am not a good writer and whatever I write will not do this weekend justice […]
Post-Mortimer 100 Notes to Race Committee
First, thanks to the following dudes: Markup, Fuse, CrossStitch, FlexSeal & all of the Ruckers who conveniently all became the Q of Signage, Kodak & Wildcat from Boone, Pilgrim’s Progress from the Gashouse, Medball & Tatted Swanson as the Q of Howard’s Gate/Bouncers of Howard’s Gate, Spokes, Breaker Breaker (Gashouse) for our COT Prayer, Goodwill, […]
2021 – Your 41
King Saul’s army had 3000+ men. All of them were being tormented by a bully named Goliath. Then David stepped up and did something about it. I bet more than one of Saul’s soldiers were saying – “David is Completely Stupid and what he is doing is Utterly Pointless….He is going to get his ass […]
Return of the Mortimer
It’s go time Mother Scratchers. If you are lucky enough to make the cut, you need to know the rules: 1: You should just stay home 2: You’re not wanted 3: You might die 4: This relay is so good, it may shut the world down again. Race Committee doesn’t have pity for your little […]
Save a turkey, murder a bunny
From the CSAUP-leaning mind of The Station’s Jake Brake, came the concept of the Murder Bunny Massacre (t-shirt concept- Centerfold). At 0530, Gump, Jake Brake, and Diamond Dave began with their 1 mile run (sort of a warm-up) then began murdering bunnies. At 0600, 7 of the other 8 pax (Dinghy was running late) arrived […]
Dirty Myrtle Grow Ruck
First: I’m not a fan of rucking. Second: Plenty of you have made it clear that you feel the same way that I do. Lots of junk talk on Friday mornings from Ram guys to the Friday AM Ruckers. Like this: “Hey, better hurry up so you don’t miss Study Hall”. “Bring me back a […]
30 Hours///7 Weeks & Counting
Assuming that the Christmas Party is held as currently tentatively scheduled on 12/5, you have 7 weeks to do some CSAUP stuff. As I’m typing this, 6 dudes are getting their 0.5 point for doing the Halloween Hobble. Couple more dudes will get 1.5 points next weekend for doing Quest for the Crest 50K. If […]