First, the basics. When:  3/25/23 Who:  Full team – 6 dudes             Ultra team – 3 dudes Where: Hickory Crawdads Stadium (2500 Clement Blvd NW, Hickory, NC 28601) Time:  TBD Why:  If you have to ask, we’d rather you do this instead of our race. Cost:  […]
First, the info: When – 3/26/22. Midnight start.  To clarify, we start as soon as it turns Saturday.  So get there Friday night.  Race Committee will be there around 23:00.  Capiche? Where – Tater Hole, Granite Falls; 100 Lakeside Ave, Granite Falls, NC 28630             […]
This should not be news, but I feel the need to say this again:  I am not a Rucker.  If there was a line of dudes that needed to be arranged in order from Most Rucking Heckler to Least Rucking Heckler, I would be oriented towards the front of that […]
If you are a man, want to get better, want to get stronger, or like F3 then this event is for you.  This is so much more than a ruck and this weekend is so special.  To begin with, I am not a good writer and whatever I write will […]
First, thanks to the following dudes:  Markup, Fuse, CrossStitch, FlexSeal & all of the Ruckers who conveniently all became the Q of Signage, Kodak & Wildcat from Boone, Pilgrim’s Progress from the Gashouse, Medball & Tatted Swanson as the Q of Howard’s Gate/Bouncers of Howard’s Gate, Spokes, Breaker Breaker (Gashouse) […]
 King Saul’s army had 3000+ men. All of them were being tormented by a bully named Goliath. Then David stepped up and did something about it. I bet more than one of Saul’s soldiers were saying – “David is Completely Stupid and what he is doing is Utterly Pointless….He is […]
It’s go time Mother Scratchers.  If you are lucky enough to make the cut, you need to know the rules: 1:  You should just stay home 2:  You’re not wanted 3:  You might die 4:  This relay is so good, it may shut the world down again.   Race Committee doesn’t […]
From the CSAUP-leaning mind of The Station’s Jake Brake, came the concept of the Murder Bunny Massacre (t-shirt concept- Centerfold). At 0530, Gump, Jake Brake, and Diamond Dave began with their 1 mile run (sort of a warm-up) then began murdering bunnies. At 0600, 7 of the other 8 pax […]
First:  I’m not a fan of rucking.   Second:  Plenty of you have made it clear that you feel the same way that I do.  Lots of junk talk on Friday mornings from Ram guys to the Friday AM Ruckers.  Like this:  “Hey, better hurry up so you don’t miss Study […]
Assuming that the Christmas Party is held as currently tentatively scheduled on 12/5, you have 7 weeks to do some CSAUP stuff.  As I’m typing this, 6 dudes are getting their 0.5 point for doing the Halloween Hobble.  Couple more dudes will get 1.5 points next weekend for doing Quest […]
Categories
Archives