Weather: Had Powder and/or Tooth Fairy been present, they would have been in 3 layers
Thang:
The Plan was for Cousin Eddie to do 1/2 of the Q, pass it off to Suppository for the other 1/2 and let him do the WOD. Well, CE was mostly to fully full of hot air (I know, I know, what’s new right?) and took up 80% of the workout time. Sorry SP – my kids would lovely tell me that that was a fumblerooski on my part. Next time I’ll do a better job. Or is it a worse job?
Warmup:
Same as the last 400 posts. ISS,SSH, etc etc
Run towards LR baseball field, stop at intersection for Monkey Humpers. If no one is around to see 13 men air humping the sidewalk, are we still ‘stickin it to the man’ at that point? Answer, very doubtful that we’re stickin it to the man even if 100 folks are watching, but it’s still fun to say.
Continue towards Hampton Heights. Stop for diamond merkins. 10. Hop in the woods to the golf course and run down # 4. LBC’s somewhere in the dark gloom.
Continue mosey to Civitan Park….wait, where’s the turn for Civitan Park? Looks like CE got a bit too excited about the next exercise to even bother to remember to turn left to get to Civitan. Over shot it by 4 blocks. Sorry folks.
Head to parking lot #2 at Civitan for BLIMP. 10 Burpees,run up “steepest hill in NW Hickory*” 20 L, run up hill 30 I, run up hill 40 M, run hill 50 P.
SP takes over from here. Mosey to the bottom of HHS hill and then up that little bastard. Stop at HHS parking lot for partner derkins – 25 each. Then 10 jump-over-your-partner-while-he-planks merkins** each.
Mosey back to flag. Is that all I left my boy Suppository to call out? Dang man, I really do feel bad about that. That’s turrible.
* see what I did there? I didn’t say ‘this hill is the baddest hill in town’. This is clearly an attempt to not offend my ultra thin skinned Sallies at the Star brethren who claim to have more hills than all of F3 Nation combined. I mean, I love those dudes, but man they clearly didn’t live in a fraternity house with 39 other dudes for 4 years like your boy did.
PS: Doing so will effectively eliminate any self esteem that you might have
PSS: There’s nothing like being woken up at 3:00 AM from the sound of a sock full of pennies being thrown at your metal door. Nothing.
PSSS: Studying at 100 S Fraternity Ct was not exactly a priority
PSSSS: It is the baddest damn hill in all of F3 Nation but I digress. Ok not really, I just had to say it.
PSSSSS: Star really is hilly. I’ll concede that.
** That should be added to the lexicon
– Cotters to Billy Jean. Welcome back, glad you found us, etc etc
– Publix is back from the dead. Hopefully you’ve rec’d a letter from my attorney. The statute of limitations on Monday’s incident has expired, so any pending lawsuits are hereby nullified and voididated.
– Bing. Nipple Ring. There are no words.
– Sooner is bigger than Powder…you’re also fast but I wasn’t concerned about that during partner derkins. Have you been to France recently? Asking for a friend
– Jordache, did you see that sweet Abducter parked right beside you this AM? I thought it was yours for a while and just figured that you had removed the “FREE CANDY” sign on the side.
– Humpy absolutely smoked Ed and Flamer this am. I think deep down inside, he really likes hills and burpees
– Plank, $5 says you order a double cheeseburger to celebrate your 3 miles AND because you need to pack in some food for your Ruck tonight. You’re Ruckin’ nuts dude.
– Did you know: Patty has leg tattoos. Completely covered from top to bottom. That’s crazy
– Flamer was not the six
– Markup beat me AND the dude is Rucking 11 miles tonight. Ruck that!
– Herniator, sound off if you’ve ever read a BB
– if you’re still reading this, your name is Cropduster
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