So it was Wednesday afternoon and YHC got to thinking: “Why put off to May what you can do tomorrow?!?!?!” So I began the emailing, texting, and messaging to rally the PAX for a Thursday morning #PrisonBreak! The responses began rolling in and everyone was asking about doing a RAM style workout. These guys have never posted at RAM but PrisonBreak tends to be a short RAM (in distance) and Crop took us on a RAM like workout Saturday at The Den. So YHC was happy to deliver. Little did they know what they had asked for!
Warm Up
- ATT ICx10
- Windmills ICx10
- Humpies ICx10
Begin Running Out of A/O.
- Right on Willow Street
- Left on West Ave
- Sharp left on Harper Ave.
- Right on Willow St
- Left on College Ave.
Stop in front of Davenport Elementary
- SSH ICx10
- Jump Ropes ICx10
- Clock Merkins ICx5 at 12, 3, 6, & 9
Continue up College
- Right on Main Street
- Right on Grove Ave
- Left on Mt View Street
Stop at Lenoir’s favorite pastor’s home, the home of Rev. James Lee (YHC note: this is YHC’ mentor and childhood pastor and the pastor to Snips, Twin, and Audit!)
- Monkey Humpers ICx10
- IST ICx10
- Lunges ICx10
- Suppository will be glad to know Snips kept the volume down in the residential area
Continue down Mt View
- Left on Pennton Ave
- Left on Main
- Right on Davenport St
- Straight across Muberry to medical center
Stop at Mulberry Med Center beside hospital
- Overhead Claps ICx10
- Mohammed Ali’s ICx10
- Joe Frazier’s ICx10
- At this point a lady who works at hospital pulled in with a look of bewilderment watching us workout! What? You never saw random men working out before 6? Get used to it F3 has invaded Lenoir!
Continue up Mulberry
- Right on College Ave
- Left on Norwood Street
- Cross Harper Ave
Stop at Post Office
- LBC’s IC x15
- Freddie Mercury’s ICx15
Continue on Harper
- Stay straight Street becomes Ridge Street (PAX begin grumbling about the hill coming up)
- Turn left onto Ashe Ave (really long, steep hill)
- Right on Church Street
Stop at Caldwell Hospice – workplace of Cropduster
- Do I even have to write what was next? You’re welcome Cuz!
- Flaming Cropdusters 10 OYO (10 burpees, then walk away with head hung down, Continue walk down Kirkwood to Boundary Street)
Run down Boundary
- Right on West Ave
- Left on Willow St
- Left back to A/O
We accumulated a total of 3.01 miles with an average pace of 8:42/mile.
COT/WOD
- Psalm 8. What is man that You (God) are mindful of him? Pretty amazing that as crazy and big as creation is, He knows each of us personally.
- Pray for an F3 brother who’s mother had a stroke, Udder Butter’s back, several men in GF with parents and in-laws having failing health.
MOLESKIN
- The men of Lenoir are getting tougher and stronger with each post! Great job men! Do yourself a favor Hickory and Granite and make the drive up and post with us! I drive to Hickory. So trust me you can do it.
- Though we all pick on Crop, he really is one of our inspirations. Granted the phrase “when I get that old” is usually in the mix but nonetheless!
- Cousin Eddie we all changed our names today just to drive you nuts. You’re welcome!
- And as always, if you have read this you are Crop and Cousin Eddie and you should stop reading this and run up 10,000 hills in preparation for SMR!
- Also, if you use the hashtag #PrisonBreak on Twitter you will get a paper swan in your tweet and a random woman from Illinois who is obsessed with the show Prison Break to like your tweet.

and now I know the Swan story. And knowing is half the battle…along with reading a BB.
There are so many things I love about this:
1. You did Monkey Humpers in from of Jim Lee’s house!! Your mentor!! 🙂
2. It just occurred to me (#respect issues) that y’all did a Thursday workout! ’bout time
3. Your excitement was evident in your bb – kind of like mine when I leave a workout that’s “too hard” for me.
4. Thanks for the shout out. Yeah I know I am old but I can out run anybody reading this far down. #iamarunner
5. I am NOT doing the SMR because it’s “too hard” for me, so instead me and Markup are running the Charity Chase course tonight – hills enough there.
6. Thanks for coming to Kirkwood and where the heck is Boundary Street??
7. You got You’re right – thank you for NOT saying your welcome like the rest of the world.
8. I am going to fuel up on some taco bell for my real #flamingcropdusters
That’s enough for now.
Croppie Out.
Ah…..I read all of the F3 Hickory BB. Thanks to Cuz, I know have a log in. Great work out this morning Friar. We should dedicate a Tue or Thurs to RAM style. Thanks Cuz for hooking me up. Sorry to make it difficult. I don’t want to make the F3 universe unhappy. Loving F3 Lenoir and all of the guys.
No way Snips was quiet! I’ll make it up to Lenoir soon to meet the crew, great job Friar!