Your Moms Wears a Big Johnson shirt to bed

What does the title of this BB have to do w/ today’s workout?

Nothing.  

Literally nothing at all.  But it made me smile.  And isn’t that what we’re all here for?  My favorite BigJ shirt says: I like to snatch kisses and vice versa.  It’s fairly high brow if you ask me.  It doesn’t say I have a Huge Weiner or I Like Big Hooters.  It’s subtle.  Classy even. 

Other great 90’s era shirts?  Farfrompuken, the Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbs fame) pissing on a Chevy/Ford/Dodge emblem, or floating on a body of water, beer in hand:  A day without a Buzz is a day that never Wuzz.   See also: If You’re Not Wasted, the Day is.  Did you know that it was illegal to wear one of those shirts without also sporting a pair of Oakleys, jorts, and a weave belt?  Weave belt had to be at least 20″ too long, wrapped around itself and dangling down your jorts like a real big johnson.  $20 says that I just described 99% of Plank’s classmates and his wardrobe.  Prove me wrong Jack…..oops I left out the also required South Caldwell Waterfall (mullet).  

Back to reality:  

Weather — dang good

Thang: 

Disclaimer given.  Off we go towards downtown.  Just a good mosey and good conversation.  Got to hear Flex’s trip details.  Note to self:  No trips to backass SC in the summer.  I hate skeeters.  Me and Doughboy caught up.  Note to self:  next time I see him, remind him that – even though he only claims them during basketball season – the Heels are overrated.  

Ran into Root and Humpy.  Said our greetings, did merkins w/ them, moved on.  Sidenote:  great to see them.  Hey if yall are reading this, we’d love to have you finish your workout with us for OG COT.  Come on.

Mosey continued to the start of ER.  One lap of Old ER, sans ruck.  Felt good.  

Mosey to bottom of hospital hill.  Waiting for us were 6 blocks and 5 Bing Blocks.  Carry back to OG AO.  Some were slow.  Some were very slow.  Some weren’t.  

ETC:

• haven’t put on ruck since GTE24.  It actually was a welcome change of pace.  I thought I was going to hate putting that f’er back on, but I didn’t.  That was unplanned.
• Great conversations.  
• Fun times. 
• Someone gave me a holla on 127.  Not sure who it was, but I have a suspicion.  
• Don’t get caught in a rut.  Go try other AO’s fellas.  It’s fun.  
• Moral of this BB:  if Plank dusts off his BJ shirt and weave belt and posts in his old gear, someone please let me know so I can watch in amazement.  
• Out