So the City of Hickory typically will pick up anything that you leave on the curb. In my 17 years of homeownership, I’ve noticed that there are only 2 things that they won’t take: bricks and blocks. I have a bunch of bricks that I had leftover that I used this winter to build the World’s Most Ghetto Fire Pit. Now that winter is over, I needed to dispose of said bricks. A lightbulb went off in my head last night. Why not let the men of expresso help me out?
Thang:
No warmups. Save that for when Jordache, Billy Jean, and the other Softy Millennials finally decide to post. Sidenote: Peaches did post. Atta boy.
Grab 2 bricks from Cousin Eddie’s sweet ride and mosey. This was a quick mosey to the block pile. Drop bricks, grab a block for curls for the girls. Beaker mentioned that he needs to get swole for the teenagers at the pool, so x30 IC.
Grab bricks and mosey to secret brick drop off spot. Bye bye bricks.
5 burpees and mosey up giant hill.
Wait for the 6 and mosey to ______ hole. Let’s call it Old #6 since that what it used to be. 1 rep was 20 hand release merkins at the tee box and 5 burpees at the green. Repeat x5.
Burpee for the 6.
Quick mosey over to the Pitts Estate for Quiet Monkey Humpers x10 IC.
Mosey to bottom of hill at Old #8.
5 burpees at the bottom, 20 RBCs at the top = 1 rep x4 reps
Line up for a sprint up the fairway of Old #9. Winner gets to call an exercise. Surprisingly, Retread (possible name change to Dirty Hippie?) won. I had no idea he could run, much less run fast.
American Hammers was the call. x20 IC
Mosey back to where the flag should be.
WOD: Psalms 73: 25-28
Public/Private Thoughts to Self:
– Where have all the flags gone? Granted I haven’t been posting to all my “regular” AO’s on a normal basis, but I don’t think I’ve seen one at ER, EX, Ram, or WS in a long time. No doubt that Howitzer’s fine ass flag is flying, just haven’t been there in a while.
– Got called out by Flamer & Publix for not being dirty enough. The front of my shirt was fairly clean, but oddly enough when I got home to get hosed off, I noticed that my belly button was filled w/ grass. This was much appreciated by the M.
– Last night, the call was for Pax to carry the bricks the entire workout. Was definitely do-able, but YHC couldn’t resist leaving them in the Secret Brick Drop Off Area. Beaker if the M asks you, you know no-sing: https://youtu.be/UmzsWxPLIOo
– HR Merkins are possibly the worst ever. Proud of all you folks that did the workout and did it well.
– if you’re still reading this, your name is Cropduster.
CE Out
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