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Do I get a CSAUP point for this? 

It feels like it.  The funny thing is, this thing will be buried quickly in Slack under a hundred eggplant & toilet emojis.  But that’s fine, I’m doing this for just shits and giggles, so we’re good. 

You see, back in my day, everyone that had the Q for the day was responsible for writing one of these bad boys.  In fact, I’m so old these BB’s were posted on the F3 Nation website along with all other regions.  That’s pretty crazy to think about now.

I’m also old enough to remember when I got a scolding for using cuss words in my BB’s.  Seems like a few folks took offense to my colorful language.  Well…..that’s some bullshit.  I say that cussin’ & backblasts go together like peas & carrots. 

That was a preamble of sorts.  What should come next in a standard issue backblast is what we did for the workout.  This written record of what we did is supposed to serve two things: 

1 – a record of who was there.  Mainly so Doughboy doesn’t have to keep his own workout spreadsheet in the event that an audit is called for after the CSAUP Trophy is awarded. 

2 – to serve as a archive of sorts to give the thick skulled pax ideas to use for their Q. 

 Speaking of CSAUP Trophy, yall remember the time that I won it?  That was cool.  It’s been a minute since I reminded you of that…1st PLACE, BITCHES. 

I think I’m in 200th place this year.  Right behind Tooth Fairy & Zima. 

Anyway, I have insider info on who’s getting it this year.  I won’t reveal who it is just yet but I can promise you that the winner will be rubbing one out while wearing the Golden Glove.  Which is a tradition by the way.  Kinda like how the Stanley Cup goes to all kinds of crazy places and people do all kinds of weird stuff to it.  Right?  I mean, I was told that I had to rub one out in it when I got it. 

Kinda just rambling at this point.  But having the time of my life. 

Workout…oh yeah, that’s why I started to write this. 

We lifted weights.  Rocks, rucks, and dumb bells.  Howizter has become the anti-running AO.  And it’s fun.  Lots of good mumblechatter.  Lots of shaming when one of the regulars pulls a fartsack.  Or as we call them in Hickory:  A Plank.  That dude needs to be re-named Sasquatch.  Why?  Because we only hear about him & never see him. 

Yall keep doing what you’re doing out there in the gloom.  I really am excited to think that our 10 year anniversary is around the corner. 

Let’s continue to make memories.  I heard somewhere that you know you’re losing ‘it’ when you get together with dudes and only talk about the past.  IE:  Remember when that time Powder talked Cuz into jumping into the homeless piss pond?  Or remember when Flamer ran into that telephone guy wire?  Or when we found that 5 lb turd in the ER Stairwells?  Those are damn good….actually who’s up for some story time?   Meet me at City Walk for some beers.